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My neighbour booked two sessions with a fitness trainer. Turns out she only took one session, even though she’d already paid for both. “How was it?” I asked. “The fitness trainer said there’s basic ways of movement children need to learn. He said he teaches children the correct way to move. What do you think of that?”

“I downright disagree!” I exclaimed. And added “You’re pretty brave though. I probably would’ve walked out before the first session had finished.”